More Haiku a la Vow Muse

Yelp has now kindly invited us to two of their events to charm and entertain their guests with our quick and witty haiku creations. We posted about the latest event recently, but never got around to actually sharing some of the night's inspiring haiku. The time has come; here's the latest from the Vow Muse haiku think tank:

Topic: Vampires, by Alicia
Bella's newest love
The vampire squid from hell
Edward, move over

Topic: Cupcakes, by Angie
Warm and delicious
Cupcakes are so yum yum yum
Decadent heaven

Topic: Pandas, by Alicia
Do sadpandas wear
Sadpandapants? Or perhaps
Panda pajamas?

Topic: Two whining children, by Angie
The whine of children
Maybe sell to the circus?
Love them anyway

[Angie's favorite of the night:]
Topic: Bacon, by Alicia

Would you eat bacon

Were it made from the mighty

Hippopotamus?

Topic: Drama & a bad boss, by Angie
Oh lord, hate my boss
It's always something crazy
Totally drama

Topic: Va De Vie (a wedding planner at the event!!), by Alicia
Weaving the pieces
Of a joyous occasion
She is Va de Vie!

Topic: The long line to get into the event, by Angie
Admission to Yelp
The line's around the corner
Totally worth it

33 haiku and two hours later, it was time for Vow Muse to call it a night. Them's some good haiku-ings!

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